Contra Cabal 709-02-00 - Contributors - Judge Jimmy Bags a Geezer

He's finally out. Mr. Trummel was finally released, after 111 days, from KingCo Jail on Monday (17 Jun 02) and given until Friday (21 Jun 02) to delete parts of his web page: ContraCabal.org

Of course the original uncensored version remains cached on many search engines and can be viewed at your leisure. And it also remains mirrored in its entirety at too many places to mention. Since a number of outfits archive web pages on a mass-scale for historical reasons, the uncensored version has also been safety preserved for posterity. No doubt somebody will sell you a CD of it. You put something up on the Web, you no longer control it. It becomes the property of the Matrix. But clueless little Hicktown judges don't know about complex matters like that. Just makes them dizzy.

Taking a page straight out of Kafka, four months ago, Judge Jimmy "The Token Twinkie" Doerty of KingCo Inferior Court did something pretty weird even for an inexperienced Hicktown judge. He ordered somebody to do something, then made it physically impossible for them to comply. It's called a Bad Faith Order. He ordered Mr. Trummel to take down his web page critical of Capital Hill's Council House - the Old Geezers' home he lived in - then had him thrown in the Slammer without access to the web page he was ordered to take down. Doh!

This caused quite an uproar. All over the world, people where amazed and fascinated by Mr. Trummel odd plight and Judge Jimmy's stupidity. Not only did the punishment bear little resemblance to the offense, but the offense made no sense at all. They deluged KingCo Inferior Court asking what in the hell was going on over there. There was such a stink raised that Judge Jimmy was strongly encouraged by his superiors to 'take another look' at the case. He did so on Monday.

So what do you do if you're a Big Shot Inferior Court judge like Jimmy and you know that, aside from not having a legal leg to stand on, you've screwed up Bigtime, bringing unwelcome international attention and embarrassment to your court? Do you just honorably admit you're an idiot whose emotions got the better of you, and correct your mistakes?

Heck no. Taking a page out of Cardinal Law's "Hypocrites Guide To Faking It", Judge Jimmy tried to bluff his way out of his dilemma. After all, like Cardinal Law, Jimmy didn't have to worry about picking up the Tab on his mistakes. The Little People will take care of it. Worse comes to worse, he'll be sitting On Top of the World with a whopping huge government pension. So, naturally, he took the Low Road: If you can't dazzle them with your wit, baffle them with your bullshit. I think it was Machiavelli said that, but I could be wrong. Enter Judge Jimmy "Champion of the Little Fellow". What the hell . . . it was worth a try.

On Monday, sounding more like a 12-year old kid throwing a Hissy Fit than an distinguished jurist, Jimmy plunked his smug little tushy on the bench and began loudly ranting, raving and foaming at the mouth about homophobes, misogynists, bigots and other intolerant bastards. He wisely left out Foes of Free Speech. Small children, dogs and little old ladies fled in terror. Spectators gasped in amazement at such a candid confession of guilt from a public servant. But Jimmy quickly corrected their misapprehension and clarified that he was talking about Mr. Trummel's web page and not his own senselessly cruel and indecent year-long personal vendetta against Mr. Trummel.

He got a little carried away when he accused Mr. Trummel, who is of Jewish ancestry, of being an anti-Semite. Oi! Mr. Trummel's Jewish lawyer got a kick outta that one too. The rest of Jimmy's rant was likewise straight out of the Twilight Zone. I'm glad this knucklehead ain't around kids no more.

The Grande Finale was a stunning and breathtaking display of pecksniffery. Imagine! This judicial hypocrite who, at enormous expense to the taxpayers of this County and for the sake of a piddly no-rate misdemeanor on a par with jaywalking and illegal parking

rendered a retiree homeless,
buried him in a ton of legal debt,
locked him up in jail for 111 days with 25 days solitary confinement,
and exposed him to TB,

had the nerve to call Mr. Trummel a 'mean old man'!? Either Judge Jimmy has a weird sense of humor or he's a little out of touch with reality. If going through something like that don't make you mean, nothing will. And for what? Just because he had the nerve to talk back to the scumbags who run Council House. Pshaw!

The Hooterville Yacht Club played its traditional supporting role. Always willing to help out a fellow HYC member like Jimmy, our News Nazis pulled one of their classic Hack Jobs on Mr. Trummel. These tawdry affairs are like amateurishly crude examples of propaganda out of a high-school civics text books. If there was a Pulitzer for Best Hack Job, they wouldn't even be worthy of a nomination. They ain't got no class at all. But then neither do the bums who read their garbage.

It was similar to the bigots unsuccessful attempt to smear that sassy Negro whom they wrongfully accused of bonking ex-Mayor Paulie on the noggin. They had him down as the most dangerous Badass Black Man in America. The guy was innocent and, despite acting as his own lawyer in court, was easily able to outwit the dumbass the KingCo Prosecutor's Office sent over to hang him. They're lucky they didn't get their asses sued off. One of these days, their luck is going to run out.

sassy pensioner = . . . cranky old man
documented injustices = slandered and harassed management
self-employed = unemployable
freelance journalist = unemployable writer
former university professor = fired university employee
30+ CH residents who supported Mr. Trummel (unmentioned)

I ain't making this up. It's right there in their articles.

Babbling on about Mr. Trummel being completely unqualified to be considered a journalist, they somehow failed to explain how he managed to TWICE get appointments at major universities as a Communication PROF. You mean just anybody can walk into a university and get a job teaching anything they feel like teaching? Wow! And here all this time I thought you had to be qualified. Pshaw! How foolish of me.

And I'm sure the clients of 'freelance' doctors, dentists, engineers, lawyers, carpenters and electricians - self-employed by any other name - will be shocked to learn that they've been dealing with frauds and imposters all these years. If the bums can't get a regular job with a regular company then they ain't got no damn business calling themselves professionals. The noive of them! How in the world have they managed to get away with this travesty of justice for so long? Somebody call the Cops!

Do you really have to be a lying retard to be a reporter in Seattle? Seems so. What's really amazing is that they imagine anyone reads their bullshit any more. We got toilet paper nowadays. We don't need newspapers any more.

While hardly an enjoyable experience, Mr. Trummel's stay in KingCo Jail has given him another journalistic line of investigation - the prisoners he was bunking with and the stories they had to tell. Quite a few of them are African- Americans and, no doubt, a couple of them were put in there by bigots like Judge Jimmy. Jimmy ain't heard the last from him. It'd be worth keeping an eye on Paul's web page. Should be interesting.

BTW - Most of what you read in our magazines and newspapers is written by self-employed, freelance journalists. The journals involved buy it off of them. It may be news to Bozos like Judge Jimmy but it has been going on for centuries.