[Rampant Judicial Delusion]

Judge James A Doerty - Justice by Jiminy
Satyridae Butterflies Symbolize Lechery

In Greek mythology, butterflies of the family Satyridae symbolized lechers. Recognized by the gap between their front teeth, pointed ears, and goat-like intelligence, they had a misguided, well-developed talent for unrestrained revelry. Judges affected with satyriasis have a proclivity toward licentiousness. This manifests in unusual sexual activity. Irreversible loss of brain function from tertiary syphilis causes irrational and draconian decision-making. That behavior prompts lawyers to call for psychiatric examination. Brain-dead judges end their years in Washington Superior Court asylum situated in the basement of King County jail. Overcrowding indicates a need to expand that facility.